Me and my dog are best friends.

Candles are good as long as you're not me and you don't fall asleep and your house burns down.

I'm lucky the arthritis happened at the time that it did because of the record.

I have a theory because I was being beaten up a lot by people outside of school, it was almost like if I could make myself sick enough they'd take sympathy on me.

You say that money isn't everything, well I'd like to see you live without it.

Trees have feelings too, and no one ever says 'hi' to them. Next time you're outside and see a tree, say 'hello'.

I had to try and find a way to express happiness without sounding corny.