I'm not going to miss 95% of life to weigh 5% less.

Anger is almost always an emotion for people who wish to control others while simultaneously failing to control themselves.

Sometimes to be a good parent... You have to laugh when you want to be angry. You have to be angry when you want to laugh. And that is why good parenting is tough.

The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.

It has everything to do with being a good human being. A good person. A good friend.

It doesn't matter if I'm off the beat. It doesn't matter if I'm snapping to the rhythm. It doesn't matter if I look like a complete goon when I dance. It is my dance. It is my moment. It is mine. And dance I will. Try and stop me. You'll probably get kicked in the face.

I have to wonder at what point the people fighting to protect marriage will realize that traditional couples haven't exactly been doing too good a job of it so far.