A lot of people don't like me. I take that as evidence that I have done something beautifully different or something extraordinary.

I have long ago accepted that I am a little crazy and a little weird. It wasn't that exciting a revelation though. Turns out everyone is.

I'm not going to miss 95% of life to weigh 5% less.

I have to wonder at what point the people fighting to protect marriage will realize that traditional couples haven't exactly been doing too good a job of it so far.

I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.

The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.

It has everything to do with being a good human being. A good person. A good friend.