The activities of these parasites and degenerates gave rise to Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, and also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-Dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, and Mama, which is like Dada only nicer.

Trust me, there is no formula for most things that are not math.

Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think.

Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction.

Read a lot. Write a lot. Have fun.

I'd always liked to write, but I never wanted to be a writer, because it seemed a sissy occupation. It is. To this day, I find it terribly easy. And so, rather than trying to hunt up a text, I just wrote one.

I believe it is impossible to make sense of life in this world except through art.