Daniel Pinkwater Quotes

It doesn't matter who you are, or what you've done, or think you can do. There's a confrontation with destiny awaiting you. Somewhere, there is a chile you cannot eat.

I imagine a child. That child is me. I can reconstruct and vividly remember portions of my own childhood. I can see, taste, smell, feel, and hear them. Then what I do is, not write about that kid or about his world, but start to think of a book that would have pleased him.

The activities of these parasites and degenerates gave rise to Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, and also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-Dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, and Mama, which is like Dada only nicer.

Looking back over my life so far I am able to remember specific days that were perfect. These tend to be days, and parts of days, in which nothing in particular happened, except that I was utterly happy.

Writing and telling are almost the same, the way I do it.

If the English had deep-dish pizza they could have kept their empire.

I sort of always like to write starting with when I learned how.

Today is the yesterday you won't remember tomorrow.

My house is me and I am it. My house is where I like to be and it looks like all my dreams.

I'd always liked to write, but I never wanted to be a writer, because it seemed a sissy occupation. It is. To this day, I find it terribly easy. And so, rather than trying to hunt up a text, I just wrote one.

Trust me, there is no formula for most things that are not math.

I went to college, but I learned to write by reading - and writing.

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.

All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show?

Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction.

Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal!

I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them.

Hoboken is a neat place.

Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think.

Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?' But they were converted and sometimes surprised.

Read a lot. Write a lot. Have fun.

I believe it is impossible to make sense of life in this world except through art.

My parents believe in the principle of ‘sink or swim,’ or ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger ― or it kills you.” From “The Education of Robert Nifkin