Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal!

Writing and telling are almost the same, the way I do it.

I sort of always like to write starting with when I learned how.

Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction.

I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them.

Today is the yesterday you won't remember tomorrow.

I believe it is impossible to make sense of life in this world except through art.