Trust me, there is no formula for most things that are not math.

The activities of these parasites and degenerates gave rise to Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, and also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-Dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, and Mama, which is like Dada only nicer.

Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think.

My house is me and I am it. My house is where I like to be and it looks like all my dreams.

Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction.

I went to college, but I learned to write by reading - and writing.

Today is the yesterday you won't remember tomorrow.