When I get into trouble at school I'd like to take an invisibility cloak, drape it over me and sneak out the door. Or I'd like to have a 3 headed-dog because then no one would argue with me.

A gay murder movie is never going to be, like, breaking box office records.

When actors aren't filming they just go to their dressing rooms and relax.

I grew up around gay people my entire life, basically, that’s possibly why I’m quite camp, and some people think I’m gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It’s always good to keep them guessing.

I would like to initiate an initiative - the Broadway Annoying Audience Member Relocation Programme.

I don't know why that is, but English politics is just so overly white. It's very much about the class structure.

I think it speaks to the fact that other people are as excited about originality as we are. I think the thing that has been wonderfully communicated in the trailers and all the promotion for the movie [Swiss Army Man] is that it isn't like anything else you've ever seen, and we're not just saying that. I think that excites people.