I think I would have had less tumult in my life if I hadn't grown up in my particular house.

If a car came through a window anywhere near me, I'd be freaking out for three days!

I am a proud participant of the Spencer Tracy School of Acting: Know your lines, don't bump into the furniture.

I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.

It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.

If you have an impossible dream, a dream that cannot be fulfilled, the friendly thing for me to do is to put a stop to you wasting your life at it.

There are all of these people that say, my mommy doesn't love me enough, my daddy doesn't hug me enough. There are some people that would want to coddle them somewhere. I want them to shut up and stop whining.