There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.