A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.
America's racist, so what do you expect.
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.