America's racist, so what do you expect.

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.

I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.