The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead.
A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way.
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.
We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.
Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.