A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead.

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.