I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.

The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead.