I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.