I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.