I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.
It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.
Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.
Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.
America's racist, so what do you expect.
We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.