I love going to all kinds of movies, I screen DVDs in my house, but I go to the theatre a lot in the afternoon. I don't get bugged because there aren't many people around.

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.