I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.