I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.