Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.
It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.
I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.