Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown away.

I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.