I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.
If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
I don't know if I want to be a big star though.
I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.
College kids, don't be taking examples from me.
I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.