I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.

It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

I belong to the Democratic Party.

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.