I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.