I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.