I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.

I belong to the Democratic Party.

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.