He's as quick as a hiccup.
You've got to be in a position for luck to happen. Luck doesn't go around looking for a stumblebum.
Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.
I learned this about coaching: You don't have to explain victory and you can't explain defeat.
We're as average as everyday's wash.
The majority of people pull for the underdog. Heck, even your friends don't like you to be too successful. We've lost enough over the years for me to maintain my friendships.