Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.

I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years.

I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least players.

We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches.

I try not to make the same mistakes today that I made yesterday.

We're as average as everyday's wash.

Dance with the one who brung ya.