Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.
But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.
I really don't have a favorite course. I usually ask where there are the least players.
My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.
You never lose a game if the opponent doesn't score.
I'm not bored; I'm not a guy who has nothing to do.