As far as I'm concerned, everything's ham and jam.
He's as quick as a hiccup.
The only thing that would change would be the year, the names. It just got to be a repetitious life.
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.
On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant.
I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years.