We're as average as everyday's wash.
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.
My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.
The only place you can win a football game is on the field, the only place you can lose it is in your hearts.
I don't count on the boy who waits till October, when it's cool and fun, then decides he wants to play.
I had hoped God would be neutral.