My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.

If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

I've enjoyed my retirement.

I had hoped God would be neutral.

On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant.

I'm still healthy as can be.

But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.