Coaching at Texas and playing at the University of Oklahoma, I had the opportunity to see a lot of guys in Texas - Texas lettermen - who I played against.

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.

I don't count on the boy who waits till October, when it's cool and fun, then decides he wants to play.

If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

He's as quick as a hiccup.

I'm still healthy as can be.

You know, a football coach is nothing more than a teacher. You teach them the same subject, and you have a group of new guys every year.