I wish I was old Hollywood.

I'm always just waiting for someone to cut me off; I'm a chatty guy.

We are a categorically obsessed culture, where we have to compartmentalize everything in reference to another thing, like, 'What does it sound like? Does it sound like this?

Guys I’m kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that’s all just me being myself.

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.

Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because they’re not cool enough to be an octopus and I’m just like ‘Hah you’re just jealous because you’re not an octopus.’

Glee is more then just a show now. It's become a wonderful culture celebrating the underdog and glorifying individuality.