I'm always just waiting for someone to cut me off; I'm a chatty guy.
There's nothing more badass than being who you are.
I know. I'm Darren. I don't know what I'm doing here.
My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually.
I never let my politics supersede my manners.
All my aunts in the Phillipines, they look at me and say 'Darreeeeeen! You so thin! Eat!'