No one's tried to stab me. That's cool. I enjoy not being stabbed.

I'm ambitious in the sense that I raise the bar high for myself.

I’ve always loved fairytales, and I’ve loved the concept of, um, some of the best parts of a lot of stories are the beginning.

I play mostly guitar, and I played drums in my brother's band for a while growing up.

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.

I know. I'm Darren. I don't know what I'm doing here.

I'm always just waiting for someone to cut me off; I'm a chatty guy.