Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like โDarren whatโre you doing?โ And I just sit there and laugh because theyโre not cool enough to be an octopus and Iโm just like โHah youโre just jealous because youโre not an octopus.โ
Darren CrissBuy my album because... it's the kind of music you can be friends with. And it's the only way that *pause* aliens won't come to Earth and destroy us. I am sure of this.
Darren CrissI'm very specific and ambitious in plotting out my goals and never take no for an answer - so it's not like things just fall in my lap.
Darren Criss