I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.
I always shoot for the moon in my work, so that I'm happy when I land on the roof.
I never thought I would meet Mariah Carey, but I really never thought I'd be introduced to her by Whitney Houston. She's like, "Hey, baby, this is Mariah." I'm like, "I know. I'm Darren. I don't know what I'm doing here."
Never let what is popular actually define your taste or interests.
As a musician, I hear the harmonic value of everything - I just enjoy music.
Buy my album because... it's the kind of music you can be friends with. And it's the only way that *pause* aliens won't come to Earth and destroy us. I am sure of this.