Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because they’re not cool enough to be an octopus and I’m just like ‘Hah you’re just jealous because you’re not an octopus.’

There's nothing more badass than being who you are.

I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If I like it, I don't feel guilty about it

I never thought I would meet Mariah Carey, but I really never thought I'd be introduced to her by Whitney Houston. She's like, "Hey, baby, this is Mariah." I'm like, "I know. I'm Darren. I don't know what I'm doing here."

Chris Colfer... he's like a... playful wood-nymph.

I know. I'm Darren. I don't know what I'm doing here.

Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole.