Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because they’re not cool enough to be an octopus and I’m just like ‘Hah you’re just jealous because you’re not an octopus.’

Yeah, there has been alot of changes in my life since I started glee...I bought a new sweater.

My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually.

Buy my album because... it's the kind of music you can be friends with. And it's the only way that *pause* aliens won't come to Earth and destroy us. I am sure of this.

What can you expect from me in the next five years? Well... I'll get older

Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole.

I was consumed by my love for Chris Colfer, and I just couldn't hold it in any longer.