I've never been the sort of person to walk into a room and have *clicks fingers* 50 women want to sleep with me, ok, and suddenly you walk across a stage and you have a video clip and you know girls want to go out with you and think you're beautiful!

When I was 10 I used to walk around shopping centres and go, "Oh, they've recognised me!" And I would think, "hold on, who am I? I'm nobody famous yet!" - Darren on 60 Minutes

When I realised I wasn't Michael Jackson and I was this 10 year old boy growing up in the suburbs, I was devastated

If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me!

I know it's not very masculine to say the moon is beautiful...but it is!

If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!

Let me give you a lesson about school. All the kids who were popular end up on the dole with babies. All the nerds end up as pop stars