I used to wash up the dishes as C3PO. And it's very hard to put cups away when this joint doesn't bend! Mum was very tolerant.

If you've only had one relationship, how do you know you're good in bed?

If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!

Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast.

I know it's not very masculine to say the moon is beautiful...but it is!

When I realised I wasn't Michael Jackson and I was this 10 year old boy growing up in the suburbs, I was devastated

That's what got me into exercise and training my body and my voice. I looked at Madonna as this G.I. Jane superstar. I used to go jogging around my neighborhood at midnight sometimes and I'd be thinking, it'll all be worth it one day.