I used to wash up the dishes as C3PO. And it's very hard to put cups away when this joint doesn't bend! Mum was very tolerant.

Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast.

When I was 10 I used to walk around shopping centres and go, "Oh, they've recognised me!" And I would think, "hold on, who am I? I'm nobody famous yet!" - Darren on 60 Minutes

It's me! It's me! It's always me! [Darren when asked who smelled so good at the MTV Live interview in New York]

When I realised I wasn't Michael Jackson and I was this 10 year old boy growing up in the suburbs, I was devastated

If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me!

If you think I have a great voice and body, youll be shocked as hell seeing and hearing me in the shower.