Even a minute of dying is better than an eternity of nothingness.

Better to die for my people in my own land than rule in another and suffer a lifetime of cowardly guilt.

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever.

Quick! Head for the ground floor! We have to get out! We will die if we stay! The vampires are here!" "Haven't you got a hug for me, Larten, old buddy?

I know that no matter how lonely I get, I'll never be truly alone again. Our loved ones don't leave us. They just move out of sight for a while, and wait...in the shades.

I mean, seriously, what lady of taste could resist a shiny green head of hair like mine?