There are a lot of black-hearted, mean-spirited bastards in the world. It's important that we hold them to acount. But always remember that you might be the most black-hearted and mean-spirited in the lot, so hold yourself the most accountable of all.

Confidence has brought them out into the light, but they seem to have forgotten - light's no good for creatures of the night.

If he turned his back on humanity now, it would be forever.

I gulped, then stepped over the threshold into the house where I'd lived as a boy. After eighteen long years of wandering, I had finally come home.

But I don't think Art's an Einstein - he likes tugging ears, biting people and burping too much to be a genius.

I know who the demon thief is - it's me!

No. You know this is wrong and you want to feel better about it. You don't want to admit your as ruthless and monstrous as the demons you claim to hate.