Hey, boss. Where are you?โ she asked. โI just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?โ โUm, I donโt know, maybe with horseradish.
Darynda JonesI know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.โ โI get it, Swopes. Heโs not the kind of man you take home to meet your stepmom.โ I rethought that. โWait a minute. Maybe my stepmom would like to meet him. Do you think he ships to Istanbul?
Darynda JonesI did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
Darynda JonesShe looked at me, confused. โHe hardly knew me. My parents dated and got married before we knew what happened. Letโs just say we were not brought into the loop on that decision.โ โThatโs weird. I wasnโt brought into the loop with my parentsโ marriage either.โ โReally? How old were you?โ โTwelve months.โ She giggled. โI canโt imagine why they didnโt ask your opinion.
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