Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm blind." "You're not blind. I'm wearing pants." "Oh." That was embarrassing.

She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT

I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.