Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someone’s life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn’t alien-probe his orifices.
Darynda JonesI could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.
Darynda JonesHe seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.
Darynda JonesDid you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.” “I meant by a doctor.” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine." “Oh, and he’s an expert?” “At flirting.
Darynda Jones