Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someone’s life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn’t alien-probe his orifices.

While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.

Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested

I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried.

Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.