You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.

Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.