guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

...and then she glared at me, the same glare my stepmother used to give me when I gave her the Nazi salute. That woman was so touchy about her resemblance to Hitler.

I know," he said in almost bored contemplation. "My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood." "I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.

Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

I may not have any skeletons in my closet, but I do have a little box of souls in my sock drawer. —T-SHIRT