guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.