guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.

Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested

We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, "I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.

Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.

Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt