There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley

Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested

I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.

He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.

I had a soft spot for crazy people.

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)