SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word

I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?

Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.

Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been?

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt