...But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I’d suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.

Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.

Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.