If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?" "No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives
Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte
I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT