If you have a story that seems worth telling, and you think you can tell it worthily, then the thing for you to do is to tell it, regardless of whether it has to do with sex, sailors or mounted policemen.
Most things in San Francisco can be bought or taken.
It's awfully easy to be in love in jail
You got to look on the bright side, even if there ain't one.
Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.
Three times I have been mistaken for a prohibition agent, but never had any trouble clearing myself.