Three times I have been mistaken for a prohibition agent, but never had any trouble clearing myself.

Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.

Listen, Dundy, it's been a long time since I burst into tears because a policeman didn't like me.

The truth is you don't like the theater except the times when you're in a room by yourself putting the play on paper.

The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.

The outcome of successful planning always looks like luck to saps.

...What disturbed him was the discovery that in sensibly ordering his affairs he had got out of step, and not into step, with Life.